"You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you’re lying to me, I’m gonna fuckin’ die."
The Cure studio albums!
Perhaps the Ministry of Magic would permit one use of the killing curse on this one special case…
why he lick me
- C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
- J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
- Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
- Tolkien: ...
- Lewis: Who am I?
- Tolkien: A tree
- Lewis: ............
- Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree
Pomeranian/Australian Shepard Mix… interesting coloration.
Super fresh Seymour and Tina. Forever. By Megon Shore at Fist Full Of Metal. Seattle, WA. 8.30.14
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Oliver the Dog and Arashi the Cat: the cutest best friends ever!