We dumb our movies down because we want Americans to understand them.
10 seconds after getting a tumblr account
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob
HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES